2015.04.18 - Internetz: Urban Bigfoot Update!

As the craze over the Urban Bigfoot continues with more reports, shakey videos, and even descriptions come out... a better picture of just what the 'Urban Bigfoot' might be is coming to light. A roughly 5 1/2' green-furred ape-like creature apparently wearing a loincloth.

According to a source that wishes to remain anonymous, the Urban Bigfoot is an escaped lab animal. And confirms that the creature is a confirmed carrier of the highly deadly Sakutia and should be destroyed on sight.