2015-02-13 Mutant Genocide Plan Revealed!

In an exclusive, the Bugle has learned that rumors among the vigilant for years involving Lizard People have actually been a secret plan to infiltrate all elements of the government for years. By forming an alliance with shapeshifting aliens known as the Dominion, mutants plan on lulling us into a false sense of security. (picture of Spiderman. Is Spiderman a mutant?)

Phase 2 of the plan involves injecting human infants with recombinant DNA through vaccines to make them mutant alien slaves. Call your congressman and DEMAND that the MRA be passed immediately!

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