2015.04.17 - Problems With An Orphanage?

Ortles Nootic Orphanage was shut down by social services today in Gotham City for their, "Rent an Orphan" campaign to would be superheroes. The ad campaign featured various attempts to get random orphans into highly dangerous and unusual situations. Rumor had it that several children signed up in hopes of being exposed to highly toxic or mutagenic chemicals. The final straw was their policy of 'Adopt an Orphan, Get a Second Free! Think of the Francise Potential!" The video has gone viral despite numerous attempts by the city to shut it down.