2015.04.21 - Internetz: Urban Bigfoot is Real!

A small collection of shaky cellphone videos of a green furry apelike humanoid have appeared on the web captured by citizens of New York City. The videos showcase a green furry humanoid with apelike proportions leaping, swinging, and bounding through areas of the city like Tarzan.

As of yet, nobody has captured clear footage of the so-called urban Bigfoot. Which has only led to wild speculation about the creature online. While authorities will not confirm or deny the existence of this so-called "Urban Bigfoot", they do stress caution be taken with such an exotic specimen. As the creature could be related to the West African Green Monkey, a rare species of monkey known to carry the fatal disease Sakutia.