2012-07-20 Straight Shootin' Sally (Gotham Gazette)

Friday, July 20th, 2012
Straight-Shootin' Sally By Straight-Shootin' Sally
	Starting this week, The Gotham Gazette is pleased to announce a new member of staff. All the way from Brooklyn, Sally 'Straight-Shootin Simmons is here to provide all the advice on your love life that you might need but are too afraid to ask. Do you think your boyfriend is Batman? Did someone leave a horse's head on your bed and you're confused about the message? Is a shooting range an acceptable second date? Straight-Shootin' Sally can answer all these questions, and many more! If you'd like to get in touch, just send an email to CupidWithAShotgun@Gotham-Gazette.com! All advice given is purely for the purposes of entertainment. The Gotham Gazette takes no responsibility for emotional distress, damages, loss		of life, limb or societal standing which may occur from contacting 'Straight-Shootin' Sally'. All names will be changed to protect the guilty. No animals were harmed in the making of this column.