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The Halycon Institute raised the Mutant Index to 4. "Quite frankly, with the peaceable resolution of things in Russia, the Crimea, plus the general sheer level of Hopiness around the world," Dr. Stikenfurter, head of the policy group stated, "We felt that this raise was warranted." When asked if it would keep going up, he answered, "While 5 is possible, the expectations on the scale are exponential after 5 in the negative or positive. There is some talk of partial increases, but I think that's just silly. The media department likes something to do."